> Thread XXV
> Keeping the Faith
OMG you guys, I just had the most amazing idea come to me in a dream! What if Elijah is really a girl? I mean, we were talking about how femme he was and maybe it's because he's really a girl! I mean, he's so pretty, and he giggles just like a girl, and he's got those soft pearly white boy boobs that are just a little too boob-like to be a boy's! And what if he has to pretend to be a boy though, solely because there are no good parts in Hollywood for female actors? Oh, he's so oppressed! And Dom is so supportive to go along with "his" big secret! It just makes me cry for them! Love and light, Lij!
*lights candles in every shade of the rainbow imaginable*